Fremont Is the Center
of the Universe.

Self-declared decades ago. Never once disproven. There's a guidepost at the corner that measures the distance to everywhere else — which is, if you think about it, exactly what a center would have. A troll holds up one bridge. A rocket is bolted to a building, aimed and ready. The evidence isn't hiding. The evidence has a parade.

De Libertas Quirkas — "the freedom to be peculiar."

"I asked a local if it was really the center of the universe. She said the sign wouldn't lie, and also that the troll was watching me." — visiting astronomer, shaken